Performer WEIRD AL-YANKOVIC

Перевод песни Weird Al Yankovic Mission statement

Weird Al Yankovic – Mission statement Mission statement We must all efficiently Operationalize our strategies Invest in world-class technology And leverage our core competencies In order to holistically administrate Exceptional synergy We’ll set a brand trajectory Using management’s philosophy Advance our market share Vis-à-vis. Our proven methodology With strong commitment to quality Effectively enhancing corporate …

Перевод песни Weird Al Yankovic Word crimes

Weird Al Yankovic – Word crimes Word crimes Everybody shut up, WOO! Everyone listen up! Hey, hey, hey, uh Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey If you can’t write in the proper way If you don’t know how to conjugate Maybe you flunked that class And maybe now you find That people mock you on-line …

Перевод песни Weird Al Yankovic With my own eyes

Weird Al Yankovic – With my own eyes With my own eyes I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a duck Behind a dumpster in Aruba I saw this fat, psychotic guy His underwear was made of crickets He pawned a skeleton to …

Перевод песни Weird Al Yankovic First world problems

Weird Al Yankovic – First world problems First world problems My maid is cleaning my bathroom, So I can’t take a shower When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour I couldn’t order off the breakfast menu, Cause I slept in till two Then I filled up on bread, Didn’t leave any …

Перевод песни Weird Al Yankovic It’s all about the Pentiums

Weird Al Yankovic – It’s all about the Pentiums It’s all about the Pentiums It’s all about the Pentiums, baby Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah It’s all about the Pentiums, baby It’s all about the Pentiums, baby It’s all about the Pentiums! (It’s all about the Pentiums, baby) It’s all about the Pentiums! (It’s …

Перевод песни Weird Al Yankovic Foil

Weird Al Yankovic – Foil Foil I never seem to finish all my food I always get a doggie bag from the waiter So I just keep what’s still unchewed And I take it home, save it for later But then I deal with fungal rot, Bacterial formation, мicrobes, enzymes, Mold and oxidation I don’t …

Перевод песни Weird Al Yankovic Lame claim to fame

Weird Al Yankovic – Lame claim to fame Lame claim to fame One time I was in the checkout line Behind Steven Seagal Once I’m pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill Was in the very next bathroom stall My best friend’s brother Well, he was an extra in Wayne’s World 2 My neighbour’s baby sitter Dated …

Перевод песни Weird Al Yankovic Handy

Weird Al Yankovic – Handy Handy First things first, I’m a craftsman (craftsman) Remodelling is my only passion (it’s my passion) And I’m the greatest in the business Want referrals, yo My clientèle will bear you witness (right, right) I can help when your door jamb sticks (heh?) There is nothing in the world I …

Перевод песни Weird Al Yankovic Jackson Park Express

Weird Al Yankovic – Jackson Park Express Jackson Park Express Tuesday morning, 8: 15 I was riding to work on the Jackson Park Express Seemed like any other day Then my whole world changed In a way I never could have guessed Cause she walked in Took the seat right across the aisle I knew …