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Перевод песни Bart Baker Little things – Parody

Bart Baker – Little things – Parody
Little things – Parody

This song was designed
to make you feel lovely
By pointing out the flaws on your fat body
And pretending that we love them
to make you feel pretty
But clearly you’re ugly

“WAIT WHAT?”

You know nobody loves
those gross wrinkles by your eyes
Your huge thighs are hideous and your stomach is super-sized
You have to buy two seats on airlines whenever you fly
But that’s why you’re special to me

“OH WAIT THIS IS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WEIRD!”

Your big double chin and stretch marks
make you stand out
I play guitar
Yes it’s true
That’s you – you are huge
And look like a dude
But that’s why we love you

“YOU REALLY LOVE ME?”

Did we mention that you’re fat?

Hey can I sing about Harry for a second?

Sure.

I know everything about my pal Harry.
Like how he has a mole on the shaft on his mate
And those daily masturbations
that we do so secretly
Are what make my life complete.

Back to the things we like about that fat ape.
Both of your nipples look like pan cakes
Your bush hair is huge
like Don King’s dew

But you’re perfect to me

“UM, I’M CONFUSED.”

What we’re basically saying.
Is your hideous.

You have zits
Hairy tits
And your lips smell like bad fish
But we love that gross shit.

We’re not talking about the lips on your mouth
Who want’s to suck my dick?

I will never say never!

What the hell Justin, this isn’t your fuckin video!

Oh well, I was just answering the question dogg!

I got Louis for that!
Yeah!!
Oh!

Screw you guys!

Now where were we boys!

Ooo I let your little thing slip out of my mouth!
I’m sorry!

No, don’t be.
It’s tiny

Hey same with me!
And me

We all have little things.

Ok, great.

Can you guys help me out, I’m kind of stuck here with these guitars.

Little things – пародия

Эта песня была написана,
чтобы ты почувствовала себя прекрасной.
А также чтобы указать на недостатки твоего жирного тела.
Мы делаем вид, что любим их,
чтобы заставить тебя почувствовать себя красоткой.
Но ты, очевидно, уродина.

“Что, простите?!”

Знаешь, никто не любит
эти мерзкие мешки под глазами,
отвратительные огромные бедра, гигантский живот.
Всякий раз, когда ты летишь авиакомпаниями, тебе приходится покупать два места,
но именно поэтому ты особенная для меня.

“Подождите, это начинает становиться немного странно!”

Твой большой двойной подбородок и стрии
делают тебя бросающейся в глаза.
Я играю на гитаре.
Да, это правда,
ты такая и есть, – огромная
и похожа на мужика.
Но поэтому мы тебя и любим.

“Вы действительно любите меня?!”

Мы уже упоминали, что ты толстая?

Эй, можно мне хотя бы на миг попеть о Гарри?

Конечно.

О своем приятеле Гарри мне известно все.
Например, я знаю, что у него есть родинка на его дружке, пенисе.
И эти ежедневные занятия онанизмом,
которые мы проводим втайне, –
это то, что делает мою жизнь полноценной.

Вернемся к тому, чем нам “нравится” эта жирная обезьяна.
Твои соски похожи на блины,
у тебя на лобке столько волос,
сколько на голове у Дона Кинга.

Но для меня ты само совершенство.

“Хм, я в смятении”.

В основном, то, о чем мы поем, –
это твоя отвратительность.

У тебя прыщи,
волосатая грудь,
а губы воняют тухлой рыбой.
Но мы любим это мерзкое дерьмо.

Мы имеем в виду не губы рта!
Кто хочет отсосать у меня?

Я никогда не скажу: “Никогда”!

Какого черта, Джастин?! Это не твое сраное видео!

О, я просто отвечал на вопрос, дружище!

Для этого у меня есть Луи!
Да!!
О!

Да пошли вы!

На чем мы остановились, мальчики?

Упс, я дал твоей мелочи соскользнуть с моих губ!
Прости!

Ничего страшного.
Он крошечный.

Эй, у меня тоже!
И у меня!

У нас у всех мелкие.

Окей, отлично.

Подождите, парни, помогите мне. Я застрял здесь с этими гитарами.

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